DO NOT WATCH BLUES CLUES! PLEASE READ!!!

OK.....



so me and my friends had this big talk in school today about what happened to Steve from Blues Clues. That guy was awesome. One of my friends said he died, one said he got fired from the show. Now according to the show, Steve went off to "college." Yeah.....sure.



SO I was determined to find out what REALLY happened to Steve.



It turns out Steve left the show to join a band after 7 years.
Which is pretty kool.



That's not why I'm telling you not to watch the show.



In the midst of my searching, I saw some host on the show named "Donovan." But i never heard of him. So I clicked his name to discover that Donovan was actually Joe, Steve's brother.



JOE IS A PHONY!


At least Steve went by his real name. And Steve was kool...you can't get any better than the original. But Joe.....er, Donovan..........just totally ruined it. He's not original, and he's FAKE! He's not even JOE!



So now, I will tell my younger cousins "Don't watch Blue's Clues because Donovan is a phony."



And I'm sure they'll look at me weird and say "Who's Donovan?"





Crazy Nickalodeon......twisting the minds of poor, innocent children.



Plus......squares are for squares.
GREEN STRIPES RULE!!!!!!!!



luv, brie
*<):o)